Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Spin Magazine's CD of the Year

I wasn't that into this CD when it came out, I mean of course the song "My Girls" was an instant classic but the rest of the CD didn't hit me until I researched it a bit and read the lyrics. The explosion of melodies on the opening track, "In The Flowers" had my feet moving as I was doing laundry. The feelings I felt as I read the lyrics to "Summertime Clothes" had me packing my bags ready to move to New York so I could experience the bliss Avey Tare was referring to. Finishing the CD off with "Brothersport" makes me reminisce on the amazing mood I was just in while listening to the CD and more times then not, has me restarting the CD. After all of that set in, I was frothing at the mouth to see them live (which was already on my list of things to do before I die). I can remember exactly what I was doing when I found out this CD was coming out as well as the extreme sadness I felt when I realized that they were playing back-to-back shows in Hollywood that were already sold out, with tickets going for $90+ a ticket on Craigslist. Luckily my dream came true and on May 29th, 2009 I got to witness my favorite band in their flesh. Some people love them(especially me), some people hate them, either way it's amazing music and this CD leaves you craving more.

Natalie Portman is the Sexiest Person Alive

Monday, December 28, 2009

Remix + Chicken and Rat Debut

Chicken and Rat are the best dynamic duo of the 21st century

And to keep with the theme Black Lips - The Drop I Hold remix by none other than Wu-Tang's own GZA

The Song Ends Right Before The Best Part

But this song still rules so whatevs

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Christmas in Hollis

Marquis Was On A Boat

This is from Thrashers article when Emerica went to Paris a few months ago.

"Back on the boat, the close quarters led to some funny episodes, like the night Spanky and I bumped into each other at 4 am, both trying to get Marquise to stop snoring. It’s usually me sawing logs the loudest on these trips, but positioned between Minor, Jet, and Marquise, Spanky was in a Bermuda’s Triangle of sleep apnea. When I first heard the noise, I thought maybe something was rubbing up against the outside of the boat. As I walked out to the living room to see Marquise sprawled on his back, I saw Spanky was also up. For a second we stood over him together and looked at each other, each waiting for the other guy to fix it. Finally Spanky made a move, rolling Marquise 
over slightly so that the high-pitched wheeze turned into a low grumble. Some nights on the boat were so loud it seemed like everyone was snoring simultaneously, like one giant snore symphony. All except Spanky, that is. His epiglottis is just too goddamn handsome to vibrate in such a coarse manner. "

And just to keep with the theme of the month...

Awesome Snake!

Friday, December 18, 2009

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

i miss marquis

Months ago after i returned from tehachapi for a weekend, i came back with some new songs that i heard from a friend. This Soulja Boy remix was one of them and no lie, every time i put it on marquis couldn't help but dance. The play count on my computer alone is at 63 and i can only imagine how many times we listened to it while driving. My old roommate and i even conducted an experiment to see if marquis would dance while sleeping. I wouldn't go as far as saying he was dancing, but both times i tried said experiment, he started moving around in his sleep for approximately 10 to 15 seconds. I don't know why i decided to share that, but i think the song goes rather well with his swag on his big-spin.

7L & Esoteric

Sunday, December 6, 2009

smell yo dick

the nard curse is alive and strong

Last night was wild, and I don't even remember most of it. Hellz and I polished off a bottle of wild turkey in the parking lot and then I downed a can of purple Joose with Donny before The Warriors started, 3-4 hours later I realized we were on our way home. I was sitting shotty in Ryan's car and we were about to drop off Andy. Here are some sick pics of In Control and The Warriors, so bummed I blacked out before seeing one of my favorite bands playing one last show. I also chipped my tooth and lost my wallet...can you find Morgan?

you can have whatever you like

Thursday, December 3, 2009

ol' dirty bastard shyheim big daddy kane jay-z-show

The Masters Apprentices – Buried And Dead (1967)

this is what happens when....

You try to go to sleep at 4 a.m. and your friends stay up drinking a bottle of jack daniels and a 30 pack of coors banquet.

and to keep with the theme, some hip hop

It's Hip Hop Month!!!

get ready for all the good, the bad, the funny, the ridiculous and everything else we can find.
kickin it off with awful

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

it's December...

Awesome fact about the CIA

-In the late 40s, CIA agents in the Philippines drained all the blood from the body of guerilla soldiers, stabbed little teeth-shaped wounds into their necks, and left them in the trails to the local watering hole so that illiterate villagers would think there was a vampire was preying on the area’s commies and refuse to help them. And it worked. They also flew around in helicopters on cloudy nights and claimed to be the voice of God over the loudspeaker, which is totally awesome if you imagine Boon and Otter in the cabin trying not to crack up and “Louie, Louie” going in the background.

coming to dvd in january...

Plot: In 1936, the Wollners - a German family living in rural Town Creek, Maryland - are contacted by the Third Reich to host a visiting scholar, Professor Ricard Wirth. In need of money, they accept Wirth into their home. Wirth's grand occult project seals the Wollners off from the rest of the world and makes them players in a horrifying game of survival.

Now, in 2007, Evan Marshall's life has stalled at twenty-five years old. Left without answers after his older brother Victor's disappearance from a camping trip near Town Creek, he has tried to move on. But when Victor returns one night, very much alive and having escaped his captors, Evan asks no questions - at his brother's request, he loads their rifles, packs up their boat and follows him back to Town Creek on a mission of revenge that will test them in every possible way.


Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Monday, November 30, 2009

"dude, my face hurts so bad"

hellz got us kicked out of a bar last night, the full story will follow when i get off work. he also just informed me, at 9:46 a.m. that he is going to get a bottle. man, he rules

Sunday, November 29, 2009

the book ruled but the trailer is fucking epic

I finished reading this book tonight, and it ruled. Super dark, gloomy, and all the things you hope for in a post-apocalyptic story of father and son. I had put off watching any of the trailers for the movie because I didn't want it to effect how I viewed the book. I think the release date on this movie had been pushed back 3 or 4 times. This trailer is fucking epic, looks like they just made the story from the book way more epic and dramatic and a lot more people, which I hope doesn't take away from the story of the father and son. I have heard good things about the movie and hope to seen it soon.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

happy thanksgiving!

July 1, 1998. Frazee, Minnesota. On a hilltop overlooking the western entrance to this peaceful town, members of Frazee's maintenance department are secretly laboring over Big Tom -- the 22-foot-tall beloved civic symbol of this, the Turkey Capital of the World -- working against the clock to get BT shipshape for Frazee's upcoming Turkey Days festival. With a blowtorch.

The turkey installed on September 19, 1998.
Suddenly, calamity!

An errant tongue of superheated flame ignites one of the legs of the highly combustible paper mache gobbler. Within seconds, Big Tom is wrapped in a death mantle of black smoke, its body feeding the insatiable fire like grandma feeding gruel to a Thanksgiving season orphanage. Fire departments from neighboring towns rush in to contain the blaze -- much to the embarrassment of Frazee's maintenance crew -- but it's already too late. All that remains is a pile of unrecognizable slag.

For the first time in a dozen years the Turkey Days festival goes on without Big Tom. His charred pedestal of honor is occupied by a crudely shaped paper mache egg.

But not for long! The cycle of civic symbol life comes full circle on September 19 -- when a new, improved Big Tom arrived in town (on order from F.A.S.T.), once again providing the visual gravy to Frazee's meaty boast.

tellin it like it is

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Awesome Snake!

combining my love for tattoo's and fu man chu's

Major Lazer "Pon De Floor"

Major Lazer "Pon De Floor" from Eric Wareheim on Vimeo.

YouTube argument #1

My friends pointed out to me a pretty heated argument that was happing in a youtube video comment pool. Enjoy peeping tom's part from warfare and the argument that trailed

elmodirka2 (2 weeks ago)
Then don't comment back you idiot. Honestly just quit, you're just coming off as stupid.
bobgnarlysdope (2 weeks ago)
@elmodirka2 wow is dat really u in dat pic? what a fucking faggot u are taking pics with yer shirt off? get the fuck outta here queerbate
elmodirka2 (2 weeks ago)
Right... because you know what I do. You seriously need to grow up man. Just shut the fuck up now.
TheShmeezy (2 weeks ago)
your complaining about him commenting back, by commenting back? good one.
sorry for butting in, that just bothered me.
bobgnarlysdope (2 weeks ago)
@elmodirka2 name one cool skateboarder that takes pictures of them selfs in a mirror with there shirt off?

this is where it gets good

scruffyskates (2 weeks ago)
youloze < - - - - - - notice the internet spelling as well as the lack of spacing words
elmodirka2 (2 weeks ago)
scruffyskates (2 weeks ago)
you reply fast. spend your whole life on the computer?
elmodirka2 (2 weeks ago)
I could say the same to you.
scruffyskates (2 weeks ago)
because i was on the computer for 10 minutes and replied?/
skatefideo (2 weeks ago)
@elmodirka2 hey dude...straight up, u suck.

but it's not done there...

skatefideo (2 weeks ago)
i mean, elmodirka2 is trying to be like sheckler haha
skatefideo (2 weeks ago)
wow u r actually so fucking gay, i like your picture hahahahaha
elmodirka2 (2 weeks ago)
@skatefideo hey dude...straight up, your a fag.

One can only imagine how many of these arguments are on YouTube.

The Muppets cover Queen...

Black Lips "Drugs"

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

little kids are viscous these days

Has anyone else...

...every wondered what triggers a person to engage in an argument via comments on YouTube videos? Leaving a comment is one thing, such as support for the video/song/whatever, but as soon as someone posts a negative comment about how something on there is "gay" or "lame" people on there computers such as, "Punkasskid13431" will return to the same page that they have expressed feelings of negativity towards just to argue with people who will point out various things like their ability to spell or how well they can use acronyms. Maybe it's just me...

welcome to...

Awesome Snake!

new Ben Stiller movie looks like it might be okay

this was a lot funnier that I would have thought

fuck your mind

Wonder Showzen - Horse Apples (full episode)

Sunday, November 22, 2009

tightest gangster ever to get choked out by a female...

slammin spam

Since Ryan is from hawaii, its no secret he loves spam. i went over last week to he could show me what all the hype is about after i told him i've never had it before. despite the fact that it smelled like cat food and was pretty salty, it was actually really good...or should i say crazy tasty?

things got kinda of weird for a second

expensive orange juice and cheap champagne...great combo for breakfast

after the food made it to our plates, we went into the living room and watched mac and dennis break up, it was a great sunday