I stole this from myspace, please kill me

What are you listening to?
the deadly syndrome - emily's pants

If you can have anything in this world what do you want?
a new soul

Who was the last person to comment you on myspace?
c vas

Has anyone ever told you they love you?
pffff, have you looked at me?

Last time you talked to your number one?
months ago

Do you think you'll be married in 5 years?
i hope not

Was your last text from your friend, best friend, boyfriend, girlfriend?
wanted me to drive way to far

Do you laugh at things most people don't find funny?
all the time. tonight, at work, i walked away from a table and heard a lady say,"ohhh! look how tossed this salad is!"

Do you ever think "what if" about anything?
what if i still went to school?

Is your room ever clean?
all the damn time

Did you see anyone attractive today?
i saw some cuties at work...and i mean, i did go to hellz' house today

Kissed someone today?
hellz and i weren't drunk enough

Lost a friend?
i got maps

Yelled at someone?
i wish

What did you do today?
watched the office, got free coffee, bought cigarettes and went to work

Have the cops ever came to your house if so why?
we had a dance party once

What's your favorite song?
queen - don't stop me now
motley crue - kickstart my heart

Do you know what you want to do with your life?
die

Can money buy happiness?
it can buy everything else

Do you miss having a girlfriend/ boyfriend?
totally bro

Do you drink a lot of water?
i'd rather have a beer

Who is your first top friend?
that is worded terribly but i think the correct answer it's looking for is grady

What kind of mood are you in today?
over it

Do you miss anyone?
fuck em

Did you see the movie Twilight?
damn you, raven

Are you gonna be home alone tonight?
if you ride alone you ride with hitler

Do you like your life as of now?
lame

Have you ever drank with your number one?
totally bro, we canonballed

When was the last time you really laughed?
when i thought to myself,"i'm really spending time doing this when i could be reading"

How long is your hair?
my chest pubes connect to my ball fro

Who was the last person to hug you?
my boss who bought me a beer after work

What should you be doing?
reading